I was in the locker room of the gym tonight when I saw one of my gym buddies. He is a handsome and athletic American of Fijian-Indian parentage and he is 40 years old. I told him he is getting old and he dared me to have a running match with him on the treadmill. I accepted.
After 20 minutes...
Fijian: How are you?
Me: Oh I am sorry I fell asleep (while running on the treadmill)!
Fijian: Another 20 minutes?
After another 20 minutes...
Fijian: Another 20 minutes?
Me: Jesus, sure!
After 3 minutes, he stopped...
Fijian: (panting) I think you need more exercise. You are young and fat.
He walked away while I increased the speed of my treadmill.
2 comments:
In ten years time, you'll only be able to do 23 minutes on the treadmill. As well, you will no longer be young and fat - all that treadmill exercise I suppose lols
I usually do not run while I am on the treadmill. I only jog because I know it is not good for the knees and ankles.
I am actually heatlhier now than when I was a teenager. I think I am getting fitter and fitter.
In time, I will not only be Super Dexy but Bionic Dexy.
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