I looked in the mirror and saw two strands of grey nose hair. Two years ago, there was only one but I am not complaining. I just hope that they stay there. I do not want to have grey hair on my head.
Aaaah! I am turning 29! I want to be 17! Where is Peter Pan? Please take me to Never-land. Oh fuck--I am not asking for Michael Jackson.
Only my close friends can answer if I have grown wiser. Birthdays suck!