Sunday, April 14, 2013

Thank goodness he is gay

My partner is so butch that girls hit on him. He feels very uncomfortable when that happens. And he only has to blame himself because he is charming with his deep voice and country accent.

His hairy arms are also riddled with notes that he has to remember. He does not wear fancy perfume or put hair and face products. He is just one rough guy.

I went to the shed earlier today and had a look at his childhood possessions. I was so glad to see that he has been gay all his life. When I was a teenager, Madonna CDs were the only clear indication that I was gay but Steven had Barbara Streisand and Melissa Etheridge.

Thank God I am not sleeping with a straight man!


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't forgot...he also loves ABBA which is further proof that he is 100% gay! haha

Dexter Mejia said...

I do not think he knew that Abba is a gay icon before meeting me

Anonymous said...

He may have known it subconsciously. haha

I hope both of you are doing very well.

Michael